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Marnie Stern to go on date with one lucky fan

23 January 2013, 16:12 | Written by Luke Morgan Britton

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In a rather unique way to promote her new album, Marnie Stern is offering fans the chance to go on an all-expenses paid date with her.

As Pitchfork note, there are some mitigating criteria, namely the following…

The lucky winner must:

  • enjoy Law and Order
  • like cute Jewish ladies
  • … and petting dogs while eating chicken wings.
  • have a good sense of humor critical
  • not mind his lady touring a lot
  • live in New York
  • not be a drug addict, creep, stalker, slacker, or vegan.
  • be of any age, race, and religion.

An interview process will then take place, with Stern posing such questions as:

  • Are you gainfully employed?
  • Are you willing to surrender your last girlfriend’s email address?
  • What anti-depressants do you currently take?
  • What qualities do you enjoy in a woman?

Those still interested can email datemarnieonreleasedate@gmail.com for more information.

Good luck!

Stern’s new album, The Chronicles of Marnia, will drop 19 March via Kill Rock Stars

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