Pop Profile #3 :: Internet Forever

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This week: Laura Wolf from trendy trend-setters Internet Forever!

What is your primary weakness?
Silver pudding.

Favourite sort of moon?
Full, or new moon. This is mostly because I really like tides.

Favourite tide memories?
Watching Gavin wash up on Talmesbury Bay that one fateful, Sunday morning, when I was just twelve years old. The new moon had been high in the sky that night, too. It all came as quite a shock. Gavin and I had been close that summer. Many of the whispering words in Talmesbury said too close. But when he washed up, he didn’t look like Gavin. He just looked… dead, or like he’d never been alive, like one of those shop dummies Mr Winter’s department store in the window, on days when they’re preparing for a sale and take down all the stock, and all the clothes off the dummies and leave them there, propped up in the window, naked, dumb, and in pieces, flopping around lifelessly like Gavin was right now, on the beach.

Best weapon?
Bronze fist.

Final limit break?
Lunar scythe.

How do you locate the manual for your final limit break?
Weird machine in Wall Market that you just get Cid to hit, its kind of lame.

Greatest aspiration for your music?
Unite world with power of dance.

Favourite methods of keeping warm in winter, in listed order?
1. Radiators
2. Extra jumpers
3. Clinging together for body heat
4. Turn on all the stoves, open oven and turn off fridge
5. Enchanted fire.

Favourite prime minister?
Bonar Law.

Favourite Russian emperor?
Boris Godunov

Top tip for up-and-coming hot bands?
There will be no need for other music after Internet Forever. This is why our album will include an optional tab which disables your hands.

Thanks Laura!!1!!

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