All Apologies: Sky Ferreira

Who would play you in the movie of your life?

Willem Dafoe or Crispin Glover. Just put a wig on them and call it a day. I think Michael Shannon would play my dad.

What would your superpower be and why?

Teleportation so I would never have to sit in another airport or traffic for the rest of my life.

What’s your idea of heaven?

At this moment of time it’s….Satisfaction. I really have no other way of putting it. Lately I’ve been having dreams about the apocalypse & waking up discovering how I’m terrified of death. The thought of heaven at the moment is a bit off putting.

If you could say something to your 15-year-old self, what would it be?

Stay out of trouble & don’t let your orthodontist and mom force you into getting braces. You’re wasting her money & your time. You won’t wear the retainer longer than two months & the gap will start to come back. The end.

What’s your re-occurring nightmare?

Lately? Some sort of apocalypse. I either get nightmares where my friends or family die or I get cheated on.

What song will they play at your funeral?

Hmmm. I’ll get back to you on that.

What five people would you invite to your fantasy dinner party?

David Sedaris, David Lynch, David Bowie, Dolly Parton and Oprah

Who would you most like to apologise to and why?

My mom. I’m sorry I don’t pick up the phone as much as I should. I just really hate speaking on the phone.