All Apologies: Lust For Youth

Who would play you in the movie of your life?

Hannes: Hugh Grant
Loke: He could play all of us, like Lindsay Lohan did in The Parent Trap.
Malthe: Or like Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me.

What would your superpower be and why?

H: To never be able to get cancer, so I can continuing smoking.
L: To be in several places at once.
M: Compassion.

What's your idea of heaven?

M: Endless room service.
H: Crémant and cigarettes.
L: A giant mirror

What one thing have you learnt from your parents?

H: To say please.
M: My mother taught me to play guitar.
L: My dad brought me to a Laibach concert

What song do you wish you'd written?

M: "Come Down To Us" - Burial
L: Beethoven - Symphony no. 9
H: "Ecuador" by Sash!

If you could say something to your 15 year old self, what would it be?

H: Get a haircut, you look stupid.
L: You are going to meet her in ten years and she wont be nearly as interesting and she will have a kid and you will be really happy she didn't fancy you back then.
M: This is your chance to make out with yourself.

What's your re-occurring nightmare?

H: I'm 15 years old.
L: I am Hannes as a 15 year old.
M: Easy Jet.

What song will they play at your funeral?

H: Darude - "Sandstorm"
L: It'd be the same as Hannes.
M: My own requiem, naturally.

What five people would you invite to your fantasy dinner party?

H: Fantasy people.
M: It would be a good opportunity to fantasy poison someone.
L: I dont eat.

And finally, who would you most like to apologise to and why?

H: To all the people I never followed back on Instagram.
L: Can't think of anyone
M: All the people Hannes and Loke forgot.