All Apologies: Jillionnaire

14 December 2017, 15:00

(Major Lazer) (Jillionaire)

He's a member of one of the most successful dance acts of recent years and now Jillionaire of Major Lazer is Bacardi's 'Minister of Rum' as the band hookup with the iconic brand for its first rum variant release in a 155 years - but how will he fare with the Best Fit Q&A?

What's your present state of mind and being?

I'm relaxed, but hungry. I woke up this morning and went for my morning run and fell asleep in Central Park. What's for dinner!?

What's the most overrated virtue?

Everyone wants to be humble, sit down. Rap music nowadays!

What one thing have you learnt from your parents?

Always eat before you go out. Even if it's for dinner. Especially if it's at someone's house that you've never been to. I hate nothing more than when someone invites you to a BBQ and you get there just in time for some three bean salad and a cold hot dog. These people are holding back the advancement of the entire human race.

What the most desirable quality you look for in romantic partner?

A tidy living room and well stocked bar and ice. A modest but varied selection of bath products is a nice plus.

What and where was the greatest meal you ever ate?

I had some pretty good springbok at a vineyard in Capetown one time. But I literally just pulled up to Bassano del Grappa and I'm sure whatever these Italians put on a plate will be the GOAT.

What's your most treasured possession?

Grandpa Clyde's signet ring

What was the last dream you had about?

I have very vivid lucid dreams. My mom says I should write them down and make a book about it. We trade stories some mornings, she has some crazy ones too. I can't remember the last one right now but as an addendum to this article I'll send through the next one I have.

What's the biggest lie on your Wikipedia page?

Probably that I have a Wikipedia page. I dunno, what's on there?

If you could say something to your 15-year-old self, what would it be?

Jordan’s are overrated and they make your feet look like Chris from Family Guy

And finally, who would you most like to apologise to and why?

I just moved to Miami cuz New York winter sucks and the previous tenants left their fish behind. They were this gay power couple and went through a really bad breakup and Mr Fish got caught in the middle. Anyway his bowl was disgusting and we changed his water without leaving it to sit overnight and let's just say Mr Fish didn't make it. I just wanna say I'm sorry Mr Fish.